Okay you guys are wierd

This blog is odd you two ;D i dont understand you two boys xD

Jono does not have a thing for me, he wont tell me who he likes! Anyway this is completely off subject xDD I also think Julius is the coolest in the world, and Jono isn't that great :D

I LOVE JONO HE'S SO AMAZING

Okay, now for the criticism that has unfortunately become tradition :D

I noticed that many of the posts that we had posted were criticizing each others' posts! So I shall now without further ado, criticize his post;

Sup everyone who reads this blog,


Uhh. You're kidding, right? I know I was, but you might be saying it seriously.


I know you've missed me.


If they were reading this, they wouldn't have missed you.


I certainly have.


You would.


After my requisitory egotistical comment about my own awesomeness,


You have always loved fiction.


I'm going to say something completely pointless that noone cares about except for me.


Can you tell me one thing that you have said that doesn't fit that criteria?


I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I care? That's new :D


You have upset me greatly with the completely harmless thing you said to me that I took seriously.


You're a master of misinterpretation :D


I apologise.


It doesn't even sound sincere when you're typing it!


Actually I don't.


I didn't notice this part :D


I know that contradicts itself, but I don't care because I love myself too much to notice such mundane things.


You always see the good side of things :D


I'm going to waffle on a bit, then boast about the fact that I have a girlfriend who is probably a slut that I barely know.


You don't even have that now xD


She's going to break up with me if I don't take her out to the fanciest restaurant I know.


Okay.


Please help me, I'm desperate.


Even if you are serious no one would help.


I own lots of Chelsea stuff that I'm going to list to you, describing them all in great detail.


Kinky :D


I own 3x Chelsea shoes (for putting on your feet). I'm sure you care. I'll sign off with another egotistical comment about my own awesomeness. I'm still under the illusion that somebody actually cares.


Wow. I can almost literally see the sarcasm dripping off the letters...


GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWER(s)?? Aren't you gonna make this ending uniform? Okay. Fine then :D

I LOVE JONO HE'S SO SEXY AND CHELSEA IS A BABE <3

I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!

Yes I say that a lot. I have anger management issues, as you may have already noticed from the way I rape the exclamation mark button. I also have awful hair and no friends. That would be depressing, but I'm under the impression that I'm hilarious and that everyone loves me. I would think I was gay, but I enjoy dating sluts. I'm yet to realise that I'm not nearly as cool as I think I am. I'm going to criticize Julius's post by saying I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I've already said that, but I enjoy repeating myself, because I don't have anything more interesting to say. GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS. I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, BUT KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. I'M PROBABLY GAY ANYWAY.

Hey Peoples!

Hi! A lot's happened since we were last posting! I am not as uncool as I was before (I hope) and we're restarting this blog because we saw how cool (I know this may be quite... hard to grasp, but if you look at my gushingly-awesome blog, this, is relatively Shakespeare (And I know that may not be much to some people, including me, but he's considered a genius, and I can't be bothered coming up with a new example).

When I say I'm not as uncool as I was before, it's not changed that much. I was cool then and you don't have a say in the matter!!!

I have gone off and back onto Green Day (And Jono, not in that way :D Jono has unbecomingly developed a very very sick mind and I have to make sure these things don't get taken the wrong way!)

Okay GUYS! I hope that the many people reading this blog will appreciate the effort we will be going through to revamp this blog :D

And now we have a new author! Chelsea! You might suspect there is something between Jono and Chelsea from his previous posts, but there is nothing going on. For now. :D

I LIKE BOYS.

Greetings, my loyal followers.

Sup everyone who reads this blog, I know you've missed me. I certainly have. After my requisitory egotistical comment about my own awesomeness, I'm going to say something completely pointless that noone cares about except for me. I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have upset me greatly with the completely harmless thing you said to me that I took seriously. I apologise. Actually I don't. I know that contradicts itself, but I don't care because I love myself too much to notice such mundane things. I'm going to waffle on a bit, then boast about the fact that I have a girlfriend who is probably a slut that I barely know. She's going to break up with me if I don't take her out to the fanciest restaurant I know. Please help me, I'm desperate. I own lots of Chelsea stuff that I'm going to list to you, describing them all in great detail. I own 3x Chelsea shoes (for putting on your feet). I'm sure you care. I'll sign off with another egotistical comment about my own awesomeness. I'm still under the illusion that somebody actually cares. GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS.