Lets party with...PANADOL

Gansta!

You know how some people think having baggy pants that barely stay on is cool, well Gansta!

20 Posts Away From Our 100th Post! (well actually, this post makes it 19!)

I like to celebrate tiny things with no real significance, so grab out a beer or a vodka, or something that makes you vomit the next morning, and drink it all in one gulp because we are 20 posts away from 100 posts! (Well actually, this post makes it 19!)

It's even more remarkable because this blog has only been going for 2 weeks and 2 and a bit days! 100 posts, coming up soon!

Weekend Sport

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from the middle of nowhere, since I can't think of anywhere to go. I have recently been suffering from depression caused by Chelsea LOSING 3-1 TO WIGAN! Disaster! This upset loss was helped by the sending off of Petr Cech, Chelsea's world-class goalkeeper. Chelsea are now second to Man Utd, who are ahead on goals difference.

Also in the Premier League this weekend, Liverpool beat Hull 6-1, Tottenham beat Burnley 5-0, Man U beat Stoke 2-0, Arsenal edged past Fulham 1-0 and Sunderland beat Wolves 5-2. Over in La Liga, Karim Benzema's brace helped Real Madrid cruise past Tenerife 3-0, Barcelona beat Malaga 2-0 and Atletico Madrid drew 2-2 with Valencia.

The Italian Serie A was tightly contested with 6 draws, including AC Milan 0-0 Bari, Juventus 1-1 Bologna and Roma 1-1 Catania. Sampdoria upset Inter Milan 1-0. The Bundesliga gave us no draws as Werder Bremen beat Mainz 3-0, Wolfsburg won 4-2 against Hannover, Stuttgart neat Frankfurt 3-0 and Bayern Munich lost 1-0 to Hamburger.

In France, Lyon beat Toulouse 2-1 and Bordeaux beat Stade Rennes 1-0. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

One act of random kindness

I am running out of ideas of what to do, so I decided that maybe I should do something kind for once! So I have rounded up the saints that have good interests for Jonathan:

Saint Jerome Emiliani - Saint of abandoned children.

Saint Genesius - Saint of actors

Saint Nicholas of Tolentino - Saint of Babies

Saint Alexius - Saint of Beggers

Saint Genevieve - Saint of Disasters

Saint Agnes - Saint of Girls

Saint Jude - Saint of the hopeless

Saint Dymphna - Saint of the mentally ill

Saint Antioch - Saint of Pregnant women

Saint Mark - Saint of Teenage Girls

Saint Apollonia - Saint of Toothaches

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God, the time has come for 16 DAYS of no school, no homework, no angry teachers, no boring Word Study, just 2 weeks (plus one weekend) of FIFA 09, friends and football! Rejoice - the holidays are here!!!

My holiday plan:
Saturday: Sleep
Sunday: Football
Monday: Sleep
Tuesday: Football
Wednesday: Sleep
Thursday: Football
Friday: Sleep
Saturday: Football
Sunday: Sleep
Monday: Football
Tuesday: Sleep
Wednesday: Football
Thursday: Sleep
Friday: Football
Saturday: Sleep
Sunday: Football

That's about as far as I've got. Actually, next Monday I think I'm going hydrosliding so this is gonna be an AWESOME holiday!

Cheer up...

Your parents angry with ya? No'ink that a good hug and kiss and small exchange of pointed death threats won't solve!

Pissed off? Nothing that bribes and sacrifices to Saint Lawrence (Saint of the poor) or Saint Antioch (Saint of pregnant women) won't fix (Because obviously they have good interests for you especially Saint Antioch)

Crisis? Just send up a word to saint Valentine!

Are blogs here to exagurate the hell out on too?

How could you be locked up for most of the morning if (a. you have school (b. You don't wake up early?

Rugby tackling? I understand the tree bit but trees? (not saying that that should have been done, just a small mistake here and there, so a pointer here and their.)


And also this Sarah, well, she doesn't exist. (You want to know how? Let's just say you slipped up mayjorly, well for people who keep their ears open for clues to the reality of something on your last phone call)

I agree with you Jonathan, blogs are really good to whine a lot at, but I tend to whine at peoples small mistakes in grammer (even though I am not so good at it myself) and expose it!

Hating Life

Blogs are there to whine about how bitterly unfair your life is to the general public, right? Well, my time has come (cue: dramatic music).

Firstly, this morning I got into a massive fight with my parents and most of the morning was spent locked up in my bedroom (not literally locked, but just not allowed out).

Secondly, at lunchtime I was playing football and this dickhead named Sean kept rugby tackling me and smashing my head into trees, that sort of thing. And my parents are now saying that I might have to shift schools.

And lastly, a few days ago I had a major mess up with Sara (my girlfriend) and she's now saying I have to take her out for dinner tonight or I get dumped but I can't because (a) I'm broke, (b) I'm grounded so I'm most likely getting dumped.

So now my life is majorly messed up - I'm just glad I have this blog to let it all out!

YES! THE POLLS FAVOR........LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!

Today is a good day!!!!! I got all my friends (They all support liverpool & Barca) to vote on these polls that you have and Liverpool wins the English polls, and barca wins the Spanish polls!

Jonathan is a racist son of a ***** (No offence Jonathan's mum)

If you annoy me Jonathan, it will come back to you doubly! Chelsea sucks, I have proof! (In croatian)

Chelsea je momčad koja ni tijelo je prilično siguran zašto to postoji! Njegova grozota! Oni su hrpa jebeni bogate pricks i to je potpuno besmisleno ih ima u Premier ligu jer oni nikada pobijediti i završiti dobivanje treći. Oni vode oko terena kao hrpa bezvrijedni, neutreniran, surov i jadan jebeni psi. Oni su tako grubo da ne bi trebalo biti dopušteno da igraju! Oni su toliko neiskusan da se samo osvojio Premier League 3 puta i Liverpool je osvojio 18 puta! Su osvojili FA kup 5 puta i Liverpool? Pa što da li vi znati: 7 times.They osvojio štita FA Community 4 puta i Liverpool je osvojio 15 puta. Oni su osvojili UEFA Super Cup 1 put i Liverpool 3. Oni su jedan od UEFA Cup Winners 'Cup 2 puta i Liverpool 3. Chelsea je osvojio Kup lige prvaka 0 puta i Liverpool? Pa, 5! Oni su samo hrpa jebena kuja (nijedan igra riječima namjeravan). Chelsea su samo hrpa od bijedan arseholes koji su dickheads u isto vrijeme!

Steven Gerrard nije nikada uhvaćen masturbira (I nikad ne), pa čak i ako je bio da je bilo koji od tvoj posao? Kao, to je razgovor u školi:

"Te bi trebao dobiti neki mokri snovi bitch!" -Sean

(neke djevojke koje su bile dosadne nam brzo pobjegao

"Nemojte reći ono što mi je činiti!" -Jonathan.

Mislim da je ovo dobra zastupljenost svih igrača Chelsea (choco, Jonathan!) Oni su svi trebali umrijeti. Ako sam sretan na moje ruke:)

Hi

Hi everybody, I know I haven't been posting recently, and you must be missing me, so I'm posting now. I've just been sorting out a major problem with my girlfriend, but we're OK now (if you're reading this Sara, is tomorrow night OK?).

So now I've apologized for not posting recently and given you my explanation, I've got nothing else to say. I need something else to make this post worth reading. I know! I'll insult Liverpool in Croatian. Warning: if you translate this, you may be offended by the use of language.

Liverpool je jebeni gay tim, oni su sranje menadžer, sranje igrača i govno stadion. Jedino dobro o njima je da oni pomažu u Chelsea osvojiti trofeje, jer leže na terenu i moliti za milost, dok Chelsea igrača hoda svi nad njima i tukli ih 100-0. Najgore od svega, kapetan Liverpoola, Steven Gerrard je uhvaćen masturbira na nacionalnoj televiziji i dobiva uhitila sve vrijeme. Liverpool fans bi trebao biti je počinio samoubojstvo bilo koje vrijeme kao svoju momčad tako da je jebeni govno da život nije vrijedan življenja više. Tamo. Ja sam učinio.

International language week & Maori language week!

I haven't posted a Maori language or a international language week post so I will (Even though it has been at least 5 weeks since one of them actually happened week [the phrases below are all different so look at it in google translate!])



Chun ceiliúradh seachtaine teanga idirnáisiúnta, google úsáid aistriú! Oibríonn sé i ndáiríre!

أو ربما هل يمكن الحصول على الكتاب على معلومات حول لغات أجنبية خارج في المكتبة!

只是说就像在照片上寻找一种语言黑色和白色。

Unaweza kujifunza lugha nyingine!

Jūs galite sužinoti, kaip pasakyti "Labas" į kitą kalbą!

Ili možda mogao učiniti ništa!

Я знаю, что будет делать что-то,

même si pour moi, ce sera facile

Je vais parler japonais!

Nii et aitäh ja hüvasti!

International language week & Maori language week!

Thank you

I might just add to Jonathan's post about fifa 09 that I used to be able to beat Jonathan but then he improved by playing on it for ages while I wasn't there, tank you for that compliment, wait till next time : I will beat you!

Monday Morning Sport - Update

No intro, no signing off, I'm just saying that Madrid beat Xerez 5-0!

Monday Morning Sport

Hi people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from Stamford Bridge, even though the game finished hours ago! That game was Chelsea vs Tottenham, which Chelsea won 3-0 to keep them at the top of the Premier League table.

In other news, today's Manchester derby produced a thrilling game, but United edged out City 4-3 thanks to a late Michael Owen goal. In La Liga, Athletic Bilbao beat Villareal 3-2, and Real Madrid are currently playing Xerez - in the 86th minute it is 4-0!

In Italy, Inter Milan beat Cagliari 2-1 while AC Milan beat Bologna 1-0. Werder Bremen drew with Bayer Leverkusen 0-0 in the Bundesliga, and Hamburger drew with Frankfurt (nice team names!) 1-1. In the French Ligue 1, the only action tonight has been a 1-1 draw between Lens and Lille and Toulouse winning 2-0 against Le Mans. Lyon will play Paris Saint-Germain in a few hours.

So now there is now more news. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Celebration of Julius' Improvement in FIFA 09!

If you guys don't know what the heck I'm talking about, I don't blame you. So I'll explain.

You see, Julius, Anton and I play FIFA 09 at my house every Sunday (I'm Chelsea, Julius is Liverpool and Anton's Real Madrid!) and I usually beat Julius about 22-2 (that's my highest score against him!). But today, it took me a penalty shootout to beat him - and they're just luck! Then he repeated his performance in TWO other games, yet I still edged him out by just one goal both times! Congratulations on your achievement!

PS. If you're wondering why you aren't hearing from Anton so much nowadays, he's on holiday in Thailand for three weeks!

Sunday Morning Sport - Update

Hey guys, I'm not gonna bother introducing or signing out, I just wanna say that Barcelona beat Atletico Madrid 5-2. See ya!

Sunday Morning Sport

Sup people, this is Reporter [yawn] Football Fanatic, Reporting at 6:45 AM!!!!!

In the English Premier League, we had two big four teams playing, with Liverpool narrowly beating West Ham 3-2 and Arsenal cruising past Wigan 4-0. Over in Spain, we had Espanyol winning 3-2 against Deportivo La Coruna and Mallorca beating Tenerife 4-0. Two games are still in progress, and Barcelona are due to play Atletico Madrid in a few hours.

In Ligue 1, Bordeaux beat Boulogne 2-0, while other big scores involve Valenciennes crushing Sochaux 5-2, and Stade Rennes beating Grenoble 4-0. In Italy, the only game played has been a scoreless draw between Napoli and Udinese. Finally, in Germany, Bayern Munich beat Nurnberg 2-1, while the 'mighty' Stuttgart went down 0-2 to Koln.

Also, watch out for the Premier League games tonight: 'Manchester United vs Manchester City' and 'Chelsea vs Tottenham'. Of course I'll bring you the results first thing and the morning, as well as many others. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

If you see this in the sky, just stay indoors!

Happy Anniversary Blog!!!

OK, lets get some things straight. You're thinking I'm crazy, right? You're thinking, 'What the hell? It's not even the anniversary of the blog!', right. Well, you're wrong (on the latter, at least!) because this blog has been going for...a week!

That's right - one whole week! Who would've thought it would have lasted that long with at least one post per day. Why don't you guys celebrate with a few litres of coke, like I did? (My parents are always having parties and I can do whatever I like!)

Or of course, you could check out an episode of 'The Suite Life On Deck'! I've got it in three parts (off YouTube). Enjoy!








PS. The twins' voices have broken and it sounds really...well, weird!

Random Riddles

Hey everybody, I got bored so here are some riddles to test yourself on. Highlight the answer for it to be visible - it's written in dark writing!!

Question: What is more useful when it's broken?
Answer: An egg!

Question: A man is pushing his car to a hotel, then realizes he is bankrupt. How come?
Answer: He is playing Monopoly!

Question: He has married many women, but has never been married. What is he?
Answer: A priest!

Question: I'm light as a feather, yet even the strongest man can't hold me for more than a minute. What am I?
Answer: A breath!

Question: What breaks when you say its name?
Answer: Silence!

Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel!

Question: I have a bed but do not sleep. I have a mouth but do not eat. What am I?
Answer: A river!

Question: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for over 5 minutes, and finally hangs him. Then, 5 minutes later, they go out and have a nice lunch together. How can this be?
Answer: The woman is a photographer. She 'shoots' a picture of her husband, develops the picture and then hangs it up to dry!

Question: No legs have I to dance, no lungs have I to breathe, no life have I to live or die, yet I do all three. What am I?
Answer: A fire!

Hope that stumps you guys for a while!

julle almal?

Hoe is julle almal? Ek het die skielike impuls om wafel in 'n heeltemal vreemde en skaars geken taal! Ek dink dat baie van julle sal regtig probeer om te verstaan die woorde nie! Jy sal net na iets soos Google Translate! Miskien 'n groot strik om te speel is nadat jy dit wys jou ouers hierdie berig en sê: "Julius hierdie opgelaai, en ek het geen idee oor hoe om dit te vertaal en die rekenaar spuug dieselfde taal weer terug gelees het! Dus kan jy my vertel wat dit beteken? " Ek hoop jy het 'n baie harde tyd vertaling van hierdie gehad het!

sien jou later! (Hopelik nie te gou)

Really Mad Rid Haiku

Owe Money

Really Mad rid is

Stuck up they owe millions

To the government

Background: This is actually true, they are having trouble paying it back cause they can't restrain themselves buying more stuff. If they are in a constant debt, they are having trouble. See, I look back at your comment anton about Liverpool not having enough money for descent players, well, Mad rid go into debt buying players, so technically, they don't have the money either.

Hala Madrid

Hala Madrid is

Such a wierd cheer it just says

Hello Mad Rid eh.

Background: Imagine, you finishing 3rd the cross country, then someone says "hello Henderson" or what ever your last name is. Would you consider that a cheer? or a greeting? or an insult?

Ronaldo

Ronaldo is a

wierdo in disguise Anton

Relies on fake blood


Background: Ronaldo does have a stash of blood capsules Anton. And Ronaldo isn't so cool, he's just a faker that can get tackled by shadows.

Green Day Concert In Milan

Couple of songs from Green Day's 2006 American Idiot tour in Milan. Check it out:

American Idiot:


Holiday:


Boulevard of Broken Dreams:

Ha (mstring) La (ugh at your face Real Madrid) Really Mad Rid

Really Mad Rid is just a bunch of idiots running around the field, their only specialty lies in hollywoods. That's why their were 2 free kicks, because they are such good fakers. Christiano Ronaldo has his own stash of blood capsules himself! What a wierdo.

Real(ly) Mad( )Rid sucks (forever)

Ibry doesn'y cry! That's Christiano Ronaldo's job!

See, Ibry is quite happy with his signing to barca, it's just that a bunch of downers decided that they didn't want to belive Ibry was happy in Barca, so they made up a rumor about him bieng sad in barca, which he is not (Jonathan).

See, just cause Ronaldo moved to Really Mad Rid doesn't mean he is suddenly cool. Like, if a wimp, hollywood and downer (eg. Ronaldo) moves to a good team or rubbish team that doesn't suddenly make them cool or sad. It is who they are. Not who they played for or represented.

So, Christiano Ronaldo is a sad hollywood whether he plays for Man Chester Stinks or Really Mad Rid. And Ibry will always be cool whether he plays for Barca or In Termite Lan. And Gerrard will always be awesome whether he plays for Liverpool or a chill Sea.

UEFA Champions League Review

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting from the San Siro, where the hugely anticipated Inter Milan vs Barcelona has ended in a goalless draw! I managed to snatch an exclusive interview with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Barcelona's recent signing from Inter. He wasn't very happy.

Me: What are your thoughts on the game?
Ibrahimovic: Shut the hell up and leave me alone to cry about by decision to leave Inter!

Well, folks, there you have it - never transfer to rubbish teams, even for all the money in the world. Now here are my predictions compared to the results:

Prediction: Liverpool 2-1 Debreceni Result: 1-0
Prediction: Lyon 0-2 Fiorentina Result: 1-0
Prediction: Inter Milan 1-3 Barcelona Result: 0-0
Prediction: Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 Rubin Result: 3-1
Prediction: Stuttgart 3-0 Rangers Result: 1-1
Prediction: Sevilla 0-0 Unirea Result: 2-0
Prediction: Olympiacos 1-2 Alkmaar Result: 1-0
Prediction: Standard de Liege 1-4 Arsenal Result: 2-3

Hope you guys had better predictions than me! This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

My Football Dream Team

Sup guys I just thought Anton's made a football dream team and at this very moment, Julius has one saved as a draft so I'll give you mine.

Keepers: Petr Cech, Iker Casillas (sub), Gianluigi Buffon (sub)

Defenders: John Terry, Sergio Ramos, Carles Puyol, Rio Ferdinand (sub), Alessandro Nesta (sub)

Midfielders: Kaka, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Cesc Fabregas (sub), Franck Ribery (sub)

Forwards: David Villa, Wayne Rooney, Dider Drogba (sub), Karim Benzema (sub)

Hope you like my team - it's way better than Anton's or Julius', right?

tank you

That argument was pretty impressive eh! It took me a goot 20 minutes to come up with it and it is getting results! Aren't I the best arguer in the world? I think I will start a new system. Anybody who wants to argue something that they think is the most impossible thing in the universe and get results ask me. I will make a post and change anybodies mind! The smiles on your face will alomst be enough for the service.

Almost.

We will negotiate a price (eg. I will give you 20% of the proceeds of my futer jobs, or you will give me admin privs on your blog etc etc.)

So, if you think that you want to argue something impossible eg. The earth is flat, then I am up for service!

UEFA Champions League Live Scores

Go here for the UEFA Champions League Live Scores. The games have just kicked off. http://www1.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/live/index.html?md=1&day=2

UEFA Champions League Review/Preview

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reviewing last night's UEFA Champions League games and previewing tonights. These are my predictions compared to the results:

Prediction: Juventus 3-1 Bordeaux Result: 1-1
Prediction: Maccabi Haifa 1-5 Bayern Munich Result: 0-3
Prediction: Wolfsburg 1-1 CSKA Moscow Result: 3-1
Prediction: Besiktas 0-2 Manchester United Result: 0-1
Prediction: Zurich 2-4 Real Madrid Result: 2-5
Prediction: Marseille 0-0 AC Milan Result: 1-2
Prediction: Chelsea 3-1 Porto Result: 1-0
Prediction: Atletico Madrid 1-1 APOEL Result: 0-0

Tonight, possibly the biggest game of the group stage takes place - Inter Milan vs Barcelona. Here are all the fixtures:

Liverpool vs Debreceni
Lyon vs Fiorentina
Inter Milan vs Barcelona
Dynamo Kyiv vs Rubin
Stuttgart vs Rangers
Sevilla vs Unirea
Olympiacos vs Alkmaar
Standard de Liege vs Arsenal

The big teams mainly played last night with Chelsea, Real Madrid and Manchester United all playing but we've got Liverpool, Arsenal, Inter Milan and of course, last season's champions Barcelona. Also playing tonight, we've got Lyon, Dynamo Kyiv and Fiorentina. It should be a night of good games. These are my predictions:

Liverpool 2-1 Debreceni
Lyon 0-2 Fiorentina
Inter Milan 1-3 Barcelona
Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 Rubin
Stuttgart 3-0 Rangers
Sevilla 0-0 Unirea
Olympiacos 1-2 Alkmaar
Standard de Liege 1-4 Arsenal

SHUT UP NOW JULS!!!!!!!

Just so you guys know, I have decided to grant Julius admin privileges so SHUT UP NOW JULS!!!!!!! Today he swore to not mess around with other peoples' posts so I just gave it to him so he could shut up. If you other authors want admin, post a comment on this blog swearing not to mess with other peoples' posts and I will grant you admin privileges.

By the way, the reason this is my first post today is that I've just been watching a replay of Chelsea vs Porto (1-0 to Chelsea). My UEFA Champions League Review/Preview will come ASAP.

Jonathan is a communist blog admin

" People Julius' blog is never gonna be as cool as mine stick with me! The only reason I don't grant you guys admin privileges is because you guys might mess each others' posts up. I promise, if you want anything done that only an admin can do (like add a gadget - NOT mess with other peoples' posts!) I'll do it for you. Come on guys, don't listen to Juls, be faithful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Including you, Juls!!!!"

According to Jonathan...

Nothing can compensate for browsing the gadgets place for really cool gadgets. You can't just know that there is a darth vader funny quote generator on the gadgets page unless you browse it. And you have seen how obsessed he is in making sure that you only think what he wants you to think (Eg.There is a reason why there is not a WBA stricker gadget on the blog : It's because jonathan doesn't like it.) Now, what I am arguing is that you guys are mature enough to understand "If I screw his post up, he will screw my posts up, doubly". (unlike Jonathan). So, this is Jonathan's blog, what I am proposing is Everybodies blog. Jonathan might argue "They will screw each others posts up." But how does wikepedia get along? They give the trust of admin to complete strangers. Let alone friends and aquaintances. Maybe we got off the wrong foot (though I don't think so, this is the best you could get out of Jonathan "If you Just have control over gadgets then I will let you be admin." That isn't the problem. The problem is this will not be a free blog (Not as in the price of the blog but the liberty) unless we do what I propose. You really don't have any choice over anything that matters. You may say "But we are authors". Then, I will just say "So?" We have no power over our posts. If you say anything he didn't feel like having on the blog, then he could just say "Stuff you" and then delete your post. He might just delete this one though I doubt it. He has always liked a challenge when it has come to arguments. This is his blog. What I think would be best is our blog. Be faithful? I don't think Jonathan can say much. 

Real Madrid thrashed Zurich

Check this out:

Ronaldo - free kick
Raul
Higuain
Margairaz - penalty
Aegerter - header
Ronaldo - free kick
Guti - chip

It's 5-2 to Real Madrid as the referee blows whistle. Madrid were outstanding in this match. It was awesome see the highlights at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrU5HcpCUIo

Awesome game, eh?

The RANDOMEST song EVER!!!!

This song is so random it's FUNNY!!!!!!!

Frustration!

Not again!!!!
How are they uncovering my plans!

Chaos Faction - Be the last man standing in the arena

They have discovered my invasion plan!

Noooo! I must come up with A new world domination plan now!

God's Playing Field - Find out what God does with his free time

READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO ON JULIUS' BLOG!!!

People Julius' blog is never gonna be as cool as mine stick with me! The only reason I don't grant you guys admin privileges is because you guys might mess each others' posts up. I promise, if you want anything done that only an admin can do (like add a gadget - NOT mess with other peoples' posts!) I'll do it for you. Come on guys, don't listen to Juls, be faithful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Including you, Juls!!!!

I have made an awesome blog!

I have made a new blog go see it at www.gushingly-awesome.blogspot.com. Be sure to email me anybody who wants to be an admin of the blog. Soon when more people join and become admins he blog will be gushing with awesomeness!

Choc Chip Cookies!

Mwahahaha! More chocolate

Ingredients:
440 g all-purpose flour
135 g cake flour
3 g baking powder
5 g baking soda
340 g butter, softened
250 g white sugar
275 g packed brown sugar
2 eggs
15 ml vanilla extract
335 g semisweet chocolate chips

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Sift together the all-purpose flour, cake flour, baking powder and baking soda; set aside.

In a large bowl, cream together the butter, white sugar and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs and vanilla, until well blended. Gradually stir in the flour mixture. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon, stir in walnuts if desired. Drop cookies by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheets.

Bake for 10 to 14 minutes in the preheated oven, until the edges are light brown. Let cookies cool on the baking sheet before removing to wire racks to cool completely.

Awesome Stuff

This is my version of Julius' thingy to show that I am the AWESOMEST PERSON ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Movies:

1. Tranformers - Revenge Of The Fallen: Absolutely hilarious, great acting, loads of action scenes and cool explosions and best of all, a brilliant plot!

2. Transformers: Same as 'Revenge Of The Fallen' except maybe shorter action scenes

3. Race To Witch Mountain: I'm gonna go off this movie once I see it a couple of times but I saw it once in the cinema and dynamic, action-packed and breath-taking are three words that could be used to describe this movie

4. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Best HP movie yet! I chose this in my list mainly because of the humour, but good action scenes, even though they cut the final battle out from the book

5. Flushed Away: I know it's old, I know it sounds childish but it really is a great movie with amazing humour

Top 5 Books:

1. Skulduggery Pleasant - The Faceless Ones by Derek Landy: A really good book with thrilling action scenes that are almost as good as a movie and really funny

2. Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy: The first in the Skulduggery Pleasant series and definitely the most humorous one yet. I really recommend you guys read this if you haven't already.

3. Skulduggery Pleasant - Playing With Fire by Derek Landy: Action-packed book filled with monsters and vampires, it's amazing!

4. Ranger's Apprentice - The Burning Bridge by John Flanagan: Guys, this is a great book if you're interested in battle tactics and strategy, an engaging read. Read the first in the series - 'The Ruins Of Gorlan'.

5. Brisingr by Christopher Paolini: An action-packed adventure through the fantasy world of Alagaesia. Be prepared for stunning battles, characters that leap of the page and a plot that fits together like a jigsaw puzzle.

Top 5 Book Series:

1. Skulduggery Pleasant
2. Ranger's Apprentice
3. Inheritance Cycle
4. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
5. Harry Potter

Top 5 Songs:

1. New Divide - Linkin Park
2. Burnout - Green Day
3. The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
4. The Static Age - Green Day
5. I Don't Care - Apocalypta

Top 5 Albums:

1. 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day
2. American Idiot - Green Day
3. Dookie - Green Day
4. Simple Plan - Simple Plan
5. Good Morning Revival - Good Charlotte

Top 5 Artists:

1. Green Day
2. Simple Plan
3. Good Charlotte
4. Fall Out Boy
5. Linkin Park

Hope you guys like the stuff. And you can see I am definitely awesomer than Julius!!!

Dog Playing Virtual Football

Watch as a dog goes absolutely PSYCHO over a virtual football floor.

Awesome stuff

I think that you barely know about me so I will introduce myself in a series of things I like and why, a bit like Anton's except damn Real Madrid and Chelsea.

Movies
1. Eagle VS Shark : Yes, this is currently my favorite movie because it is very funny.

2. Matrix Revolutions : An action packed adventure, very exiting, amazing graphics, love it.

3. Transformers - The Revenge of the Fallen : Really exiting, fun and funny.

4. Transformers : Funny, but they kept action scenes to a small portion.

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100. Chapter house dune : Went on and on and on, not much action, bad graphics (but this is an old movie) but the concept was interesting and I think it will be a good book.


Music (Songs)

1. The chariot - The cats empire

2. St. Jimmy - Green Day

3. Hello - Cats empire

4. Give Me Novicane - Green Day

5. Basket case - Green Day

Music (Albums)

1. American Idiot - Green Day

2. The Cats Empire - The Cats Empire

3. In Rainbows - Radiohead

4. Ok Computer - Radiohead

5. 21st century Breakdown - The Cats Empire

Music (Bands)

1. Green Day

1. Cats Empire

2. Radiohead

Books (Books)

1. Deathstalker - Simon R Green : Lots of action, both in and out of this reality, great witty comments and very funny.

2. Something from the Nightside - Simon R Green : Action packed adventure about a private eye in the black heart of london : The nightside where it is always 3 in the morning, where the sun never rises, cool detective adventure and very funny.

3. The man with the golden torc - Simon R Green : About a secret agent in london. (Introduction to The Man with the golden Torc): Why are people afraid of the dark? Sure, it is filled with blood thirsty monsters and Aliens, extinct animals that never got on with the rest, evil men and scientists that have nothing less then the destruction of the universe in mind, but we droods have been around for Centuries to protect humanity and shield it from the horrible truth, my name is Eddie Drood, a Drood field agent armed with state of the art or sometimes further than state of the art gadgets, licenced to kick supernatural arse. I am Eddie Drood.

4. Airman - Eoin Colfer : Exciting book with cool ideas set in the past.

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100. See ya Simon - Nuff said.

Books (Series)

1. Deathstalker - Simon R Green

2. Nightside Series - Simon R Green

3. The secret histories - Simon R green

4. Artemis Foul series - Eoin Colfer

5. Alex Rider series - Anthony Horowitz

Books (Authors)

1. Simon R Green

2. Eoin Colfer

3. Anthony Horowitz

So now that you know more about me I think you like me better then anybody on this blog!

UEFA Champions League Preview

Sup everybody this is Reporter Football Fanatic, previewing tonight's UEFA Champions League games. These are the fixtures:

Juventus vs Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa vs Bayern Munich
Wolfsburg vs CSKA Moscow
Besiktas vs Manchester United
Zurich vs Real Madrid
Marseille vs AC Milan
Chelsea vs Porto
Atletico Madrid vs APOEL

Some exciting clashes are coming up, such as Juventus vs Bordeaux, Wolfsburg vs CSKA Moscow, Marseille vs AC Milan and Chelsea vs Porto. These games are all between two good teams who really know their football. Of course, the most exciting game of the whole group stage is probably Inter Milan vs Barcelona tomorrow night. Expect every single team to be playing their hearts out tonight as it is a clean slate for all teams - they all have an even chance to win the tournament before the games. Here are my predictions:

Juventus 3-1 Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa 1-5 Bayern Munich
Wolfsburg 1-1 CSKA Moscow
Besiktas 0-2 Manchester United
Zurich 2-4 Real Madrid
Marseille 0-0 AC Milan
Chelsea 3-1 Porto
Atletico Madrid 1-1 APOEL

Awesome Game

Check it out!

N Game - Get the gold and avoid the lethal robots

The Best Football Team In The World

[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Photos*]

St Julius

Sup Yall, ai um Julius, and ai um e frend of Jonathan. ai um gong ta bee postin stuf un thas wobsite. Et wall be the awesamest onm awesame stuf, ai hop yau yaik it.

Thea arr twoo thangs ai wold laik ta sey, the reason I am spelling this all incorrectly is because I want to annoy Jonathan, he might have not said this but he is a grammar and spelling freak, and if he didn't I can understand why. as you can see with this explanation I can spell perfectly well. I support Liverpool, love green-day, and think chelsea sucks, but support it over Man U.

So that's me introduced, I think i better be off, but before I go, check this out.

I'm signing off

My god, this has been one hell of a day on the blog. Hope you guys enjoy the recipe, the vids, the virtual pets, the websites, the football dream team, the new members of the team, the stationary down the bottom of the page and the sports report from this morning.

So now I'm officially signing off - no more posts from me tonight, I swear. I'll be back tomorrow! See ya!

Funny Quote From Julius

Julius is in a sentimental mood - I just copied and pasted this off a comment he left on one of my posts:

I will kill you, then skin you, and then deep fry you (Not necceceraly in that order). I is imperial wizard, third dan, seven sub personalities, no waiting; unpleasant curses of an appalling nature a speciality. Run big time protection racket until dripping rot set in and they sent me here, to this dog bum of a world. I know the secrets of the universe, and the one before this one. Now you insult me again then I will turn you into a rikity rackety thing, turn you inside out and make your droopy bits explode in slow motion. Why you so surprised? Remember I is a terrible wizard sorcerer! Can cure cattle, poison wells, screw all day and chew gum at the same time! So do the nicest thing you could do : Lie down and die. I am going to sulk now so don't bother me.

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Cats Empire

Awesome Video & Band

How I Was Feeling This Morning

Glitterfy.com - Glitter Graphics

People, You Can Vote Twice On The Second Poll!

Enough said.

Everyone else is posting but not me!

Hi people I've just noticed that the Invader is posting, Anton (Madrid Forever) is posting and Julius is working on a post at this very moment (I can tell you that the first paragraph is intended to annoy me).

So the only person who isn't posting is me. How do you think that makes me feel? I'm excluded, left out, forgotten (check out the Thesaurus for more). And it's my blog. So now I'm posting. Hi. Bye.

Check these games out. They are awesome

http://www.juggernart.com/games/free-online-soccer-games/football-soccer-games.html

Not all of them are soccer games but most of them are football games.

Delicious Brownies (One Pot Wonder)

Try baking these at home, best brownies ever!
Sooooo much chocolate goodness!
Chocolate for ever!

Ingredients:
250 grams butter
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla essence
200 grams flour
10 Tablespoons Cocoa!
2 Teaspoons baking powder
1 cup Chocolate Chips!

Instructions:

• Mix in a medium sized pot
• Melt butter until liquid but not hot. Remove from heat and beat in with a fork the sugar, eggs and vanilla.
• Sift in the flour, cocoa and baking powder. Stir it in with the chocolate chips.
• Pour mixture into brownie pan and bake at 180 c for 30 minutes until firm in middle.
• Take out from oven, cut up, then it's serving time!

Football Rules!

Awesome!



Glitterfy.com - Glitter Graphics

Hey everyone and I'm the best footballer on the planet... My name is Anton (Madrid Forever) and I support... I think you guessed. Yep that's right I support Real Madrid. In Premier league I support Chelsea and absolutely HATE Barccelona and Man Utd (I hate Liverpool as well 'cause they suck and they don't have enough money for good players. My dream team?

Keepers:

Iker Casillas, Petr Cech (sub)

Defenders:

John Terry, Sergio Ramos, Carles Puyol, Rio Ferdinand (sub), Fabio Canavarro (sub)

Midfielders:

Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Cesc Fabregass, Frank Lampard

Strikers:

Fernando Torres, David Villa, Didier Drogba (sub), Nicholas Anelka (sub)

So... Hala Madrid! (and Chelsea!)

POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!!!!!!

Sup loyal followers/random people who think I'm weird (takes one to know one!). There's a really cool YouTube series called Potter Puppet Pals which is a parody of Harry Potter, but with puppets. Here are the good ones!

Analysis Confirmed

My crew have just confirmed that this is just a regular dog. Stay on the lookout, though!

ANOTHER ALERT!

ALERT: THE INVADER HAS POSTED A PICTURE OF A SUPPOSEDLY 'VIRTUAL' DOG. Please wait while my expert crew analyse the situation.

Awesome Dog

Check out this awesome dog!

adopt your own virtual pet!

INVADER ALERT: CODE RED!

I have received intelligence that an invader going by the alias CHOCOHOLIC has just hacked this website! I declare a state of emergency: CODE RED!

Watch out for the invader's cunning tricks and clever plots. I know for a fact that he has a master plan for WORLD DOMINATION!

Please note that the invader is obsessed with cooking and wants everybody to love cooking so my secret spies have unearthed that he plans to post recipes on this site. Rest assured, these recipes are edible and delicious!

So remember, watch out for the invader, because he could hack YOUR blog too... (dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun!)

Funniest/Stupidest Policeman Ever!

Check this out!
An awesome retarded policeman!
PS. My mind control video must work!

Blog Invasion

Hahaha I am the Chocoholic, the official invader of this blog! I will now be posting semi-regular comments/posts! Mwahahahahaa

Monday Morning Sport

Sup people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic on Monday Morning Sport. As usual, there weren't a massive amount of games on Sunday so this report will be shorter than yesterday's one.

There wasn't much action in the Premier League last night. Fulham beat the unstable Everton side of this season 2-1 and Aston Villa beat Birmingham 1-0. Valencia beat Valladolid 4-2 and Villareal drew 1-1 with Mallorca in La Liga.

In Germany, Werder Bremen drew 0-0 with Hannover while Schalke 04 beat FC Koln 2-1. In the Italian Serie A, Inter Milan beat Parma 2-0, while Fiorentina beat Cagliari only 1-0. Finally, in Ligue 1, Auxerre beat Nice 2-0 and in the only other game, Stade Rennes beat Saint Etienne 1-0.

There is no other major sport news so this is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

P.S. Have a look at some Real Madrid highlights from yesterday. Sorry about the Spanish commentary.

New People

Greetings, fellow worshippers of the almighty Football Fanatic (me)! There will be two new authors on this blog starting from now - Julius Sugioka and Madrid Forever. Julius supports Liverpool and Madrid Forever supports- well, guess! (Clue - It's not Atletico!)

Their intros will be coming soon and then they will post (hopefully) regularly on the blog. The reason I invited them onto the blog is that, you know how blogs are real exciting for a while, then you go off them? Well, hopefully three will keep it going longer.

If you know me personally and you want to become an author on this blog, email me. Also, if you were interested in the Bordeaux game, they beat Grenoble 1-0.

P.S. Did you know that there are more members of FIFA than of the United Nations???????????

Sunday Morning Sport - Update

Hi people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic saying that Real Madrid beat Espanyol 3-0. The game has just finished. It is also half-time in the Bordeaux-Grenoble game and it is still 1-0 to Bordeaux. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Sunday Morning Sport

Hello, this is Reporter Football Fanatic, live from the Britannia Stadium! Chelsea have just pulled off a dramatic 2-1 win against Stoke, thanks to a last-minute goal from Florent Malouda! FOREVER THE BLUES!!!

In other news, Manchester United ended Tottenham's 100% start to the season by beating them 3-1. Manchester City upset Arsenal 4-2 to continue their 100% start. Liverpool have now regained form after two losses to teams outside the big four by beating Burnley 4-0. Chelsea are at the top of the table, three points clear of Man Utd.

In La Liga, the Spanish division, current champions Barcelona beat Getafe 2-0, Atletico Madrid drew 1-1 with Racing Satander and Real Madrid are 67 minutes into their game with Espanyol, which Madrid are winning 1-0.

In the German Bundesliga, Bayern Munich creamed Borussia Dortmund 5-1, while current champions Wolfsburg lost 2-3 to Bayer Leverkusen. In the French Ligue 1, Marseille beat Le Mans 2-1 and Lyon beat Lorient 1-0. Bordeaux are 1-0 up against Grenoble with 33 minutes gone. Finally, in the Italian Serie A, Livorno drew 0-0 with Milan in the only game played so far.

For those who are interested in rugby, the Springboks (South Africa) have won the Tri-Nations by beating the All Black (New Zealand) 32-29 in a thrilling contest. The All Blacks let themselves down in the first half by making too many mistakes in the lineout. They clawed their way back into the game in the second half but it was already too late.

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off. Goodnight (it's actually morning, but who gives?)

Kaká - The Perfect Player

This is one of the vids I made. It's about Kaká, my favourite player. I can't be stuffed writing out a whole new description so I'm copying and pasting from YouTube:

Kaká is an amazing player with amazing skills. He has just moved to Real Madrid and he was presented in front of 55,000 fans. This is like a celebration video of his move. It has tricks, passes, juggling, and most importantly, goals! Enjoy!

Music: Lux Aeterna - Requiem for a Dream soundtrack
Now You're Gone - Basshunter
Holiday - Green Day

Here is the video:

Apologies for the massive amount of posts today!

Have you guys ever noticed that when you start a blog, you're really excited and stuff and you post lots of stuff, then you slowly go off it until your posts are like monthly. Well, no doubt that's gonna happen to me! So why not make the most of it? That's what I'm doing, and even though the title contradicts this statement, I'm not apologising!

Circle the Cat - the most ANNOYING game you'll ever play!

Do you enjoy pointless and addictive time wasters? Is being frustrated by a simple game your kind of thing? Do you hate cats and want another reason to want to wipe them from this planet? Then say hello to Circle the Cat!

The game is pretty simple. You have to capture the cat by filling in the dots around it. You can only fill in one dot at a time. The cat can move one space at a time. If the cat escapes, you lose. If you trap the cat so it can't move anywhere, you win. Check it out at http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html

Tip: Try to make a large circle around the cat so it can't get out, then trap it. If you make sure it can't get out, you've basically won!

I am SERIOUSLY BORED (no, that's not my name)

Hi people. I am SERIOUSLY BORED (no, that's not my name) and I NEED something to do. If you guys have nothing to do, it's a Saturday afternoon and you feel you're wasting your precious leisure time but you can't think of anything to do, I know how it feels.

Luckily for you guys, a kind, thoughtful, caring person (me) has taken pity on you and come up with something for you to do. Check this out.

Welcome To My World (if you want to leave, I don't blame you!)

Hi people! Welcome to my world! As you can see from the name of this blog, it's a random world! If you know me personally, you probably aren't surprised! If you don't know me, I predict you will have a heart attack from lack of common sense in this blog. If your heart is still beating, you're either very random, very thick or not human. Take your pick.

The other part of this blog's title is the bit about the football fanatic. That's me. Hi. I am a seriously MASSIVE Chelsea fan! Here's a list of the Chelsea stuff that I own:

Chelsea FC 2008-09 Home Shirt (blue)
Chelsea FC 2008-09 Away Shirt (yellow)
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - silver
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - blue (was demolished by a Jack Russel Terrier)
Chelsea FC duvet (that's the blanket that goes on your bed, people!)
Chelsea FC cap x2 (I had to pretend I was in love with the 2nd one cause someone gave it to me when I already had one!)
Chelsea FC beanie
Chelsea FC Season Review 2008-09 DVD
Chelsea FC 100 Greatest Premier League Goals DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1970 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1997 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 2000 DVD
Chelsea FC envelope (it doesn't sound like much but it's from the Chelsea Hotel so I treasure it!)
Chelsea FC sports bag
Chelsea FC flag (conveniently lacking a pole)
Chelsea FC facecloth x2

It doesn't sound like much for a True Blue (like me!) but considering I'm a kid and I don't have much money and that I live in NZ, it's a massive collection!

OK - another think about me is that I am obsessed with making football compilation videos. I will post some on here occasionally but if you want to see all of them check out my YouTube account here.

If you want personal info, you're out of luck. I am no way ever going to reveal that my name's Jonathan or that I live in New Zealand, so don't expect me to tell you.

OK, this post is getting pretty big so I'm gonna finish here. I don't have much more to say anyway. See ya!