Do you know who's a babe?SOFIA IS!

Okay you guys are wierd

This blog is odd you two ;D i dont understand you two boys xD

Jono does not have a thing for me, he wont tell me who he likes! Anyway this is completely off subject xDD I also think Julius is the coolest in the world, and Jono isn't that great :D

I LOVE JONO HE'S SO AMAZING

Okay, now for the criticism that has unfortunately become tradition :D

I noticed that many of the posts that we had posted were criticizing each others' posts! So I shall now without further ado, criticize his post;

Sup everyone who reads this blog,


Uhh. You're kidding, right? I know I was, but you might be saying it seriously.


I know you've missed me.


If they were reading this, they wouldn't have missed you.


I certainly have.


You would.


After my requisitory egotistical comment about my own awesomeness,


You have always loved fiction.


I'm going to say something completely pointless that noone cares about except for me.


Can you tell me one thing that you have said that doesn't fit that criteria?


I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I care? That's new :D


You have upset me greatly with the completely harmless thing you said to me that I took seriously.


You're a master of misinterpretation :D


I apologise.


It doesn't even sound sincere when you're typing it!


Actually I don't.


I didn't notice this part :D


I know that contradicts itself, but I don't care because I love myself too much to notice such mundane things.


You always see the good side of things :D


I'm going to waffle on a bit, then boast about the fact that I have a girlfriend who is probably a slut that I barely know.


You don't even have that now xD


She's going to break up with me if I don't take her out to the fanciest restaurant I know.


Okay.


Please help me, I'm desperate.


Even if you are serious no one would help.


I own lots of Chelsea stuff that I'm going to list to you, describing them all in great detail.


Kinky :D


I own 3x Chelsea shoes (for putting on your feet). I'm sure you care. I'll sign off with another egotistical comment about my own awesomeness. I'm still under the illusion that somebody actually cares.


Wow. I can almost literally see the sarcasm dripping off the letters...


GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWER(s)?? Aren't you gonna make this ending uniform? Okay. Fine then :D

I LOVE JONO HE'S SO SEXY AND CHELSEA IS A BABE <3

I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!

Yes I say that a lot. I have anger management issues, as you may have already noticed from the way I rape the exclamation mark button. I also have awful hair and no friends. That would be depressing, but I'm under the impression that I'm hilarious and that everyone loves me. I would think I was gay, but I enjoy dating sluts. I'm yet to realise that I'm not nearly as cool as I think I am. I'm going to criticize Julius's post by saying I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I've already said that, but I enjoy repeating myself, because I don't have anything more interesting to say. GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS. I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, BUT KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. I'M PROBABLY GAY ANYWAY.

Hey Peoples!

Hi! A lot's happened since we were last posting! I am not as uncool as I was before (I hope) and we're restarting this blog because we saw how cool (I know this may be quite... hard to grasp, but if you look at my gushingly-awesome blog, this, is relatively Shakespeare (And I know that may not be much to some people, including me, but he's considered a genius, and I can't be bothered coming up with a new example).

When I say I'm not as uncool as I was before, it's not changed that much. I was cool then and you don't have a say in the matter!!!

I have gone off and back onto Green Day (And Jono, not in that way :D Jono has unbecomingly developed a very very sick mind and I have to make sure these things don't get taken the wrong way!)

Okay GUYS! I hope that the many people reading this blog will appreciate the effort we will be going through to revamp this blog :D

And now we have a new author! Chelsea! You might suspect there is something between Jono and Chelsea from his previous posts, but there is nothing going on. For now. :D

I LIKE BOYS.

Greetings, my loyal followers.

Sup everyone who reads this blog, I know you've missed me. I certainly have. After my requisitory egotistical comment about my own awesomeness, I'm going to say something completely pointless that noone cares about except for me. I HATE YOU JULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have upset me greatly with the completely harmless thing you said to me that I took seriously. I apologise. Actually I don't. I know that contradicts itself, but I don't care because I love myself too much to notice such mundane things. I'm going to waffle on a bit, then boast about the fact that I have a girlfriend who is probably a slut that I barely know. She's going to break up with me if I don't take her out to the fanciest restaurant I know. Please help me, I'm desperate. I own lots of Chelsea stuff that I'm going to list to you, describing them all in great detail. I own 3x Chelsea shoes (for putting on your feet). I'm sure you care. I'll sign off with another egotistical comment about my own awesomeness. I'm still under the illusion that somebody actually cares. GOODBYE MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS.

Lets party with...PANADOL

Gansta!

You know how some people think having baggy pants that barely stay on is cool, well Gansta!

20 Posts Away From Our 100th Post! (well actually, this post makes it 19!)

I like to celebrate tiny things with no real significance, so grab out a beer or a vodka, or something that makes you vomit the next morning, and drink it all in one gulp because we are 20 posts away from 100 posts! (Well actually, this post makes it 19!)

It's even more remarkable because this blog has only been going for 2 weeks and 2 and a bit days! 100 posts, coming up soon!

Weekend Sport

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from the middle of nowhere, since I can't think of anywhere to go. I have recently been suffering from depression caused by Chelsea LOSING 3-1 TO WIGAN! Disaster! This upset loss was helped by the sending off of Petr Cech, Chelsea's world-class goalkeeper. Chelsea are now second to Man Utd, who are ahead on goals difference.

Also in the Premier League this weekend, Liverpool beat Hull 6-1, Tottenham beat Burnley 5-0, Man U beat Stoke 2-0, Arsenal edged past Fulham 1-0 and Sunderland beat Wolves 5-2. Over in La Liga, Karim Benzema's brace helped Real Madrid cruise past Tenerife 3-0, Barcelona beat Malaga 2-0 and Atletico Madrid drew 2-2 with Valencia.

The Italian Serie A was tightly contested with 6 draws, including AC Milan 0-0 Bari, Juventus 1-1 Bologna and Roma 1-1 Catania. Sampdoria upset Inter Milan 1-0. The Bundesliga gave us no draws as Werder Bremen beat Mainz 3-0, Wolfsburg won 4-2 against Hannover, Stuttgart neat Frankfurt 3-0 and Bayern Munich lost 1-0 to Hamburger.

In France, Lyon beat Toulouse 2-1 and Bordeaux beat Stade Rennes 1-0. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

One act of random kindness

I am running out of ideas of what to do, so I decided that maybe I should do something kind for once! So I have rounded up the saints that have good interests for Jonathan:

Saint Jerome Emiliani - Saint of abandoned children.

Saint Genesius - Saint of actors

Saint Nicholas of Tolentino - Saint of Babies

Saint Alexius - Saint of Beggers

Saint Genevieve - Saint of Disasters

Saint Agnes - Saint of Girls

Saint Jude - Saint of the hopeless

Saint Dymphna - Saint of the mentally ill

Saint Antioch - Saint of Pregnant women

Saint Mark - Saint of Teenage Girls

Saint Apollonia - Saint of Toothaches

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God, the time has come for 16 DAYS of no school, no homework, no angry teachers, no boring Word Study, just 2 weeks (plus one weekend) of FIFA 09, friends and football! Rejoice - the holidays are here!!!

My holiday plan:
Saturday: Sleep
Sunday: Football
Monday: Sleep
Tuesday: Football
Wednesday: Sleep
Thursday: Football
Friday: Sleep
Saturday: Football
Sunday: Sleep
Monday: Football
Tuesday: Sleep
Wednesday: Football
Thursday: Sleep
Friday: Football
Saturday: Sleep
Sunday: Football

That's about as far as I've got. Actually, next Monday I think I'm going hydrosliding so this is gonna be an AWESOME holiday!

Cheer up...

Your parents angry with ya? No'ink that a good hug and kiss and small exchange of pointed death threats won't solve!

Pissed off? Nothing that bribes and sacrifices to Saint Lawrence (Saint of the poor) or Saint Antioch (Saint of pregnant women) won't fix (Because obviously they have good interests for you especially Saint Antioch)

Crisis? Just send up a word to saint Valentine!

Are blogs here to exagurate the hell out on too?

How could you be locked up for most of the morning if (a. you have school (b. You don't wake up early?

Rugby tackling? I understand the tree bit but trees? (not saying that that should have been done, just a small mistake here and there, so a pointer here and their.)


And also this Sarah, well, she doesn't exist. (You want to know how? Let's just say you slipped up mayjorly, well for people who keep their ears open for clues to the reality of something on your last phone call)

I agree with you Jonathan, blogs are really good to whine a lot at, but I tend to whine at peoples small mistakes in grammer (even though I am not so good at it myself) and expose it!

Hating Life

Blogs are there to whine about how bitterly unfair your life is to the general public, right? Well, my time has come (cue: dramatic music).

Firstly, this morning I got into a massive fight with my parents and most of the morning was spent locked up in my bedroom (not literally locked, but just not allowed out).

Secondly, at lunchtime I was playing football and this dickhead named Sean kept rugby tackling me and smashing my head into trees, that sort of thing. And my parents are now saying that I might have to shift schools.

And lastly, a few days ago I had a major mess up with Sara (my girlfriend) and she's now saying I have to take her out for dinner tonight or I get dumped but I can't because (a) I'm broke, (b) I'm grounded so I'm most likely getting dumped.

So now my life is majorly messed up - I'm just glad I have this blog to let it all out!

YES! THE POLLS FAVOR........LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!

Today is a good day!!!!! I got all my friends (They all support liverpool & Barca) to vote on these polls that you have and Liverpool wins the English polls, and barca wins the Spanish polls!

Jonathan is a racist son of a ***** (No offence Jonathan's mum)

If you annoy me Jonathan, it will come back to you doubly! Chelsea sucks, I have proof! (In croatian)

Chelsea je momčad koja ni tijelo je prilično siguran zašto to postoji! Njegova grozota! Oni su hrpa jebeni bogate pricks i to je potpuno besmisleno ih ima u Premier ligu jer oni nikada pobijediti i završiti dobivanje treći. Oni vode oko terena kao hrpa bezvrijedni, neutreniran, surov i jadan jebeni psi. Oni su tako grubo da ne bi trebalo biti dopušteno da igraju! Oni su toliko neiskusan da se samo osvojio Premier League 3 puta i Liverpool je osvojio 18 puta! Su osvojili FA kup 5 puta i Liverpool? Pa što da li vi znati: 7 times.They osvojio štita FA Community 4 puta i Liverpool je osvojio 15 puta. Oni su osvojili UEFA Super Cup 1 put i Liverpool 3. Oni su jedan od UEFA Cup Winners 'Cup 2 puta i Liverpool 3. Chelsea je osvojio Kup lige prvaka 0 puta i Liverpool? Pa, 5! Oni su samo hrpa jebena kuja (nijedan igra riječima namjeravan). Chelsea su samo hrpa od bijedan arseholes koji su dickheads u isto vrijeme!

Steven Gerrard nije nikada uhvaćen masturbira (I nikad ne), pa čak i ako je bio da je bilo koji od tvoj posao? Kao, to je razgovor u školi:

"Te bi trebao dobiti neki mokri snovi bitch!" -Sean

(neke djevojke koje su bile dosadne nam brzo pobjegao

"Nemojte reći ono što mi je činiti!" -Jonathan.

Mislim da je ovo dobra zastupljenost svih igrača Chelsea (choco, Jonathan!) Oni su svi trebali umrijeti. Ako sam sretan na moje ruke:)

Hi

Hi everybody, I know I haven't been posting recently, and you must be missing me, so I'm posting now. I've just been sorting out a major problem with my girlfriend, but we're OK now (if you're reading this Sara, is tomorrow night OK?).

So now I've apologized for not posting recently and given you my explanation, I've got nothing else to say. I need something else to make this post worth reading. I know! I'll insult Liverpool in Croatian. Warning: if you translate this, you may be offended by the use of language.

Liverpool je jebeni gay tim, oni su sranje menadžer, sranje igrača i govno stadion. Jedino dobro o njima je da oni pomažu u Chelsea osvojiti trofeje, jer leže na terenu i moliti za milost, dok Chelsea igrača hoda svi nad njima i tukli ih 100-0. Najgore od svega, kapetan Liverpoola, Steven Gerrard je uhvaćen masturbira na nacionalnoj televiziji i dobiva uhitila sve vrijeme. Liverpool fans bi trebao biti je počinio samoubojstvo bilo koje vrijeme kao svoju momčad tako da je jebeni govno da život nije vrijedan življenja više. Tamo. Ja sam učinio.

International language week & Maori language week!

I haven't posted a Maori language or a international language week post so I will (Even though it has been at least 5 weeks since one of them actually happened week [the phrases below are all different so look at it in google translate!])



Chun ceiliúradh seachtaine teanga idirnáisiúnta, google úsáid aistriú! Oibríonn sé i ndáiríre!

أو ربما هل يمكن الحصول على الكتاب على معلومات حول لغات أجنبية خارج في المكتبة!

只是说就像在照片上寻找一种语言黑色和白色。

Unaweza kujifunza lugha nyingine!

Jūs galite sužinoti, kaip pasakyti "Labas" į kitą kalbą!

Ili možda mogao učiniti ništa!

Я знаю, что будет делать что-то,

même si pour moi, ce sera facile

Je vais parler japonais!

Nii et aitäh ja hüvasti!

International language week & Maori language week!