Monday, September 28, 2009

Weekend Sport

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from the middle of nowhere, since I can't think of anywhere to go. I have recently been suffering from depression caused by Chelsea LOSING 3-1 TO WIGAN! Disaster! This upset loss was helped by the sending off of Petr Cech, Chelsea's world-class goalkeeper. Chelsea are now second to Man Utd, who are ahead on goals difference.

Also in the Premier League this weekend, Liverpool beat Hull 6-1, Tottenham beat Burnley 5-0, Man U beat Stoke 2-0, Arsenal edged past Fulham 1-0 and Sunderland beat Wolves 5-2. Over in La Liga, Karim Benzema's brace helped Real Madrid cruise past Tenerife 3-0, Barcelona beat Malaga 2-0 and Atletico Madrid drew 2-2 with Valencia.

The Italian Serie A was tightly contested with 6 draws, including AC Milan 0-0 Bari, Juventus 1-1 Bologna and Roma 1-1 Catania. Sampdoria upset Inter Milan 1-0. The Bundesliga gave us no draws as Werder Bremen beat Mainz 3-0, Wolfsburg won 4-2 against Hannover, Stuttgart neat Frankfurt 3-0 and Bayern Munich lost 1-0 to Hamburger.

In France, Lyon beat Toulouse 2-1 and Bordeaux beat Stade Rennes 1-0. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

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