Weekend Sport

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from the middle of nowhere, since I can't think of anywhere to go. I have recently been suffering from depression caused by Chelsea LOSING 3-1 TO WIGAN! Disaster! This upset loss was helped by the sending off of Petr Cech, Chelsea's world-class goalkeeper. Chelsea are now second to Man Utd, who are ahead on goals difference.

Also in the Premier League this weekend, Liverpool beat Hull 6-1, Tottenham beat Burnley 5-0, Man U beat Stoke 2-0, Arsenal edged past Fulham 1-0 and Sunderland beat Wolves 5-2. Over in La Liga, Karim Benzema's brace helped Real Madrid cruise past Tenerife 3-0, Barcelona beat Malaga 2-0 and Atletico Madrid drew 2-2 with Valencia.

The Italian Serie A was tightly contested with 6 draws, including AC Milan 0-0 Bari, Juventus 1-1 Bologna and Roma 1-1 Catania. Sampdoria upset Inter Milan 1-0. The Bundesliga gave us no draws as Werder Bremen beat Mainz 3-0, Wolfsburg won 4-2 against Hannover, Stuttgart neat Frankfurt 3-0 and Bayern Munich lost 1-0 to Hamburger.

In France, Lyon beat Toulouse 2-1 and Bordeaux beat Stade Rennes 1-0. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Hi

Hi everybody, I know I haven't been posting recently, and you must be missing me, so I'm posting now. I've just been sorting out a major problem with my girlfriend, but we're OK now (if you're reading this Sara, is tomorrow night OK?).

So now I've apologized for not posting recently and given you my explanation, I've got nothing else to say. I need something else to make this post worth reading. I know! I'll insult Liverpool in Croatian. Warning: if you translate this, you may be offended by the use of language.

Liverpool je jebeni gay tim, oni su sranje menadžer, sranje igrača i govno stadion. Jedino dobro o njima je da oni pomažu u Chelsea osvojiti trofeje, jer leže na terenu i moliti za milost, dok Chelsea igrača hoda svi nad njima i tukli ih 100-0. Najgore od svega, kapetan Liverpoola, Steven Gerrard je uhvaćen masturbira na nacionalnoj televiziji i dobiva uhitila sve vrijeme. Liverpool fans bi trebao biti je počinio samoubojstvo bilo koje vrijeme kao svoju momčad tako da je jebeni govno da život nije vrijedan življenja više. Tamo. Ja sam učinio.

Monday Morning Sport - Update

No intro, no signing off, I'm just saying that Madrid beat Xerez 5-0!

Monday Morning Sport

Hi people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting live from Stamford Bridge, even though the game finished hours ago! That game was Chelsea vs Tottenham, which Chelsea won 3-0 to keep them at the top of the Premier League table.

In other news, today's Manchester derby produced a thrilling game, but United edged out City 4-3 thanks to a late Michael Owen goal. In La Liga, Athletic Bilbao beat Villareal 3-2, and Real Madrid are currently playing Xerez - in the 86th minute it is 4-0!

In Italy, Inter Milan beat Cagliari 2-1 while AC Milan beat Bologna 1-0. Werder Bremen drew with Bayer Leverkusen 0-0 in the Bundesliga, and Hamburger drew with Frankfurt (nice team names!) 1-1. In the French Ligue 1, the only action tonight has been a 1-1 draw between Lens and Lille and Toulouse winning 2-0 against Le Mans. Lyon will play Paris Saint-Germain in a few hours.

So now there is now more news. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Sunday Morning Sport - Update

Hey guys, I'm not gonna bother introducing or signing out, I just wanna say that Barcelona beat Atletico Madrid 5-2. See ya!

Sunday Morning Sport

Sup people, this is Reporter [yawn] Football Fanatic, Reporting at 6:45 AM!!!!!

In the English Premier League, we had two big four teams playing, with Liverpool narrowly beating West Ham 3-2 and Arsenal cruising past Wigan 4-0. Over in Spain, we had Espanyol winning 3-2 against Deportivo La Coruna and Mallorca beating Tenerife 4-0. Two games are still in progress, and Barcelona are due to play Atletico Madrid in a few hours.

In Ligue 1, Bordeaux beat Boulogne 2-0, while other big scores involve Valenciennes crushing Sochaux 5-2, and Stade Rennes beating Grenoble 4-0. In Italy, the only game played has been a scoreless draw between Napoli and Udinese. Finally, in Germany, Bayern Munich beat Nurnberg 2-1, while the 'mighty' Stuttgart went down 0-2 to Koln.

Also, watch out for the Premier League games tonight: 'Manchester United vs Manchester City' and 'Chelsea vs Tottenham'. Of course I'll bring you the results first thing and the morning, as well as many others. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

UEFA Champions League Review

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reporting from the San Siro, where the hugely anticipated Inter Milan vs Barcelona has ended in a goalless draw! I managed to snatch an exclusive interview with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Barcelona's recent signing from Inter. He wasn't very happy.

Me: What are your thoughts on the game?
Ibrahimovic: Shut the hell up and leave me alone to cry about by decision to leave Inter!

Well, folks, there you have it - never transfer to rubbish teams, even for all the money in the world. Now here are my predictions compared to the results:

Prediction: Liverpool 2-1 Debreceni Result: 1-0
Prediction: Lyon 0-2 Fiorentina Result: 1-0
Prediction: Inter Milan 1-3 Barcelona Result: 0-0
Prediction: Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 Rubin Result: 3-1
Prediction: Stuttgart 3-0 Rangers Result: 1-1
Prediction: Sevilla 0-0 Unirea Result: 2-0
Prediction: Olympiacos 1-2 Alkmaar Result: 1-0
Prediction: Standard de Liege 1-4 Arsenal Result: 2-3

Hope you guys had better predictions than me! This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

My Football Dream Team

Sup guys I just thought Anton's made a football dream team and at this very moment, Julius has one saved as a draft so I'll give you mine.

Keepers: Petr Cech, Iker Casillas (sub), Gianluigi Buffon (sub)

Defenders: John Terry, Sergio Ramos, Carles Puyol, Rio Ferdinand (sub), Alessandro Nesta (sub)

Midfielders: Kaka, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Cesc Fabregas (sub), Franck Ribery (sub)

Forwards: David Villa, Wayne Rooney, Dider Drogba (sub), Karim Benzema (sub)

Hope you like my team - it's way better than Anton's or Julius', right?

UEFA Champions League Live Scores

Go here for the UEFA Champions League Live Scores. The games have just kicked off. http://www1.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/live/index.html?md=1&day=2

UEFA Champions League Review/Preview

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, reviewing last night's UEFA Champions League games and previewing tonights. These are my predictions compared to the results:

Prediction: Juventus 3-1 Bordeaux Result: 1-1
Prediction: Maccabi Haifa 1-5 Bayern Munich Result: 0-3
Prediction: Wolfsburg 1-1 CSKA Moscow Result: 3-1
Prediction: Besiktas 0-2 Manchester United Result: 0-1
Prediction: Zurich 2-4 Real Madrid Result: 2-5
Prediction: Marseille 0-0 AC Milan Result: 1-2
Prediction: Chelsea 3-1 Porto Result: 1-0
Prediction: Atletico Madrid 1-1 APOEL Result: 0-0

Tonight, possibly the biggest game of the group stage takes place - Inter Milan vs Barcelona. Here are all the fixtures:

Liverpool vs Debreceni
Lyon vs Fiorentina
Inter Milan vs Barcelona
Dynamo Kyiv vs Rubin
Stuttgart vs Rangers
Sevilla vs Unirea
Olympiacos vs Alkmaar
Standard de Liege vs Arsenal

The big teams mainly played last night with Chelsea, Real Madrid and Manchester United all playing but we've got Liverpool, Arsenal, Inter Milan and of course, last season's champions Barcelona. Also playing tonight, we've got Lyon, Dynamo Kyiv and Fiorentina. It should be a night of good games. These are my predictions:

Liverpool 2-1 Debreceni
Lyon 0-2 Fiorentina
Inter Milan 1-3 Barcelona
Dynamo Kyiv 2-2 Rubin
Stuttgart 3-0 Rangers
Sevilla 0-0 Unirea
Olympiacos 1-2 Alkmaar
Standard de Liege 1-4 Arsenal

SHUT UP NOW JULS!!!!!!!

Just so you guys know, I have decided to grant Julius admin privileges so SHUT UP NOW JULS!!!!!!! Today he swore to not mess around with other peoples' posts so I just gave it to him so he could shut up. If you other authors want admin, post a comment on this blog swearing not to mess with other peoples' posts and I will grant you admin privileges.

By the way, the reason this is my first post today is that I've just been watching a replay of Chelsea vs Porto (1-0 to Chelsea). My UEFA Champions League Review/Preview will come ASAP.

Dog Playing Virtual Football

Watch as a dog goes absolutely PSYCHO over a virtual football floor.

UEFA Champions League Preview

Sup everybody this is Reporter Football Fanatic, previewing tonight's UEFA Champions League games. These are the fixtures:

Juventus vs Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa vs Bayern Munich
Wolfsburg vs CSKA Moscow
Besiktas vs Manchester United
Zurich vs Real Madrid
Marseille vs AC Milan
Chelsea vs Porto
Atletico Madrid vs APOEL

Some exciting clashes are coming up, such as Juventus vs Bordeaux, Wolfsburg vs CSKA Moscow, Marseille vs AC Milan and Chelsea vs Porto. These games are all between two good teams who really know their football. Of course, the most exciting game of the whole group stage is probably Inter Milan vs Barcelona tomorrow night. Expect every single team to be playing their hearts out tonight as it is a clean slate for all teams - they all have an even chance to win the tournament before the games. Here are my predictions:

Juventus 3-1 Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa 1-5 Bayern Munich
Wolfsburg 1-1 CSKA Moscow
Besiktas 0-2 Manchester United
Zurich 2-4 Real Madrid
Marseille 0-0 AC Milan
Chelsea 3-1 Porto
Atletico Madrid 1-1 APOEL

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Monday Morning Sport

Sup people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic on Monday Morning Sport. As usual, there weren't a massive amount of games on Sunday so this report will be shorter than yesterday's one.

There wasn't much action in the Premier League last night. Fulham beat the unstable Everton side of this season 2-1 and Aston Villa beat Birmingham 1-0. Valencia beat Valladolid 4-2 and Villareal drew 1-1 with Mallorca in La Liga.

In Germany, Werder Bremen drew 0-0 with Hannover while Schalke 04 beat FC Koln 2-1. In the Italian Serie A, Inter Milan beat Parma 2-0, while Fiorentina beat Cagliari only 1-0. Finally, in Ligue 1, Auxerre beat Nice 2-0 and in the only other game, Stade Rennes beat Saint Etienne 1-0.

There is no other major sport news so this is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

P.S. Have a look at some Real Madrid highlights from yesterday. Sorry about the Spanish commentary.

New People

Greetings, fellow worshippers of the almighty Football Fanatic (me)! There will be two new authors on this blog starting from now - Julius Sugioka and Madrid Forever. Julius supports Liverpool and Madrid Forever supports- well, guess! (Clue - It's not Atletico!)

Their intros will be coming soon and then they will post (hopefully) regularly on the blog. The reason I invited them onto the blog is that, you know how blogs are real exciting for a while, then you go off them? Well, hopefully three will keep it going longer.

If you know me personally and you want to become an author on this blog, email me. Also, if you were interested in the Bordeaux game, they beat Grenoble 1-0.

P.S. Did you know that there are more members of FIFA than of the United Nations???????????

Sunday Morning Sport - Update

Hi people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic saying that Real Madrid beat Espanyol 3-0. The game has just finished. It is also half-time in the Bordeaux-Grenoble game and it is still 1-0 to Bordeaux. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Kaká - The Perfect Player

This is one of the vids I made. It's about Kaká, my favourite player. I can't be stuffed writing out a whole new description so I'm copying and pasting from YouTube:

Kaká is an amazing player with amazing skills. He has just moved to Real Madrid and he was presented in front of 55,000 fans. This is like a celebration video of his move. It has tricks, passes, juggling, and most importantly, goals! Enjoy!

Music: Lux Aeterna - Requiem for a Dream soundtrack
Now You're Gone - Basshunter
Holiday - Green Day

Here is the video: