Hating Life

Blogs are there to whine about how bitterly unfair your life is to the general public, right? Well, my time has come (cue: dramatic music).

Firstly, this morning I got into a massive fight with my parents and most of the morning was spent locked up in my bedroom (not literally locked, but just not allowed out).

Secondly, at lunchtime I was playing football and this dickhead named Sean kept rugby tackling me and smashing my head into trees, that sort of thing. And my parents are now saying that I might have to shift schools.

And lastly, a few days ago I had a major mess up with Sara (my girlfriend) and she's now saying I have to take her out for dinner tonight or I get dumped but I can't because (a) I'm broke, (b) I'm grounded so I'm most likely getting dumped.

So now my life is majorly messed up - I'm just glad I have this blog to let it all out!

Hi

Hi everybody, I know I haven't been posting recently, and you must be missing me, so I'm posting now. I've just been sorting out a major problem with my girlfriend, but we're OK now (if you're reading this Sara, is tomorrow night OK?).

So now I've apologized for not posting recently and given you my explanation, I've got nothing else to say. I need something else to make this post worth reading. I know! I'll insult Liverpool in Croatian. Warning: if you translate this, you may be offended by the use of language.

Liverpool je jebeni gay tim, oni su sranje menadžer, sranje igrača i govno stadion. Jedino dobro o njima je da oni pomažu u Chelsea osvojiti trofeje, jer leže na terenu i moliti za milost, dok Chelsea igrača hoda svi nad njima i tukli ih 100-0. Najgore od svega, kapetan Liverpoola, Steven Gerrard je uhvaćen masturbira na nacionalnoj televiziji i dobiva uhitila sve vrijeme. Liverpool fans bi trebao biti je počinio samoubojstvo bilo koje vrijeme kao svoju momčad tako da je jebeni govno da život nije vrijedan življenja više. Tamo. Ja sam učinio.

Awesome Stuff

This is my version of Julius' thingy to show that I am the AWESOMEST PERSON ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Movies:

1. Tranformers - Revenge Of The Fallen: Absolutely hilarious, great acting, loads of action scenes and cool explosions and best of all, a brilliant plot!

2. Transformers: Same as 'Revenge Of The Fallen' except maybe shorter action scenes

3. Race To Witch Mountain: I'm gonna go off this movie once I see it a couple of times but I saw it once in the cinema and dynamic, action-packed and breath-taking are three words that could be used to describe this movie

4. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Best HP movie yet! I chose this in my list mainly because of the humour, but good action scenes, even though they cut the final battle out from the book

5. Flushed Away: I know it's old, I know it sounds childish but it really is a great movie with amazing humour

Top 5 Books:

1. Skulduggery Pleasant - The Faceless Ones by Derek Landy: A really good book with thrilling action scenes that are almost as good as a movie and really funny

2. Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy: The first in the Skulduggery Pleasant series and definitely the most humorous one yet. I really recommend you guys read this if you haven't already.

3. Skulduggery Pleasant - Playing With Fire by Derek Landy: Action-packed book filled with monsters and vampires, it's amazing!

4. Ranger's Apprentice - The Burning Bridge by John Flanagan: Guys, this is a great book if you're interested in battle tactics and strategy, an engaging read. Read the first in the series - 'The Ruins Of Gorlan'.

5. Brisingr by Christopher Paolini: An action-packed adventure through the fantasy world of Alagaesia. Be prepared for stunning battles, characters that leap of the page and a plot that fits together like a jigsaw puzzle.

Top 5 Book Series:

1. Skulduggery Pleasant
2. Ranger's Apprentice
3. Inheritance Cycle
4. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
5. Harry Potter

Top 5 Songs:

1. New Divide - Linkin Park
2. Burnout - Green Day
3. The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
4. The Static Age - Green Day
5. I Don't Care - Apocalypta

Top 5 Albums:

1. 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day
2. American Idiot - Green Day
3. Dookie - Green Day
4. Simple Plan - Simple Plan
5. Good Morning Revival - Good Charlotte

Top 5 Artists:

1. Green Day
2. Simple Plan
3. Good Charlotte
4. Fall Out Boy
5. Linkin Park

Hope you guys like the stuff. And you can see I am definitely awesomer than Julius!!!

I'm signing off

My god, this has been one hell of a day on the blog. Hope you guys enjoy the recipe, the vids, the virtual pets, the websites, the football dream team, the new members of the team, the stationary down the bottom of the page and the sports report from this morning.

So now I'm officially signing off - no more posts from me tonight, I swear. I'll be back tomorrow! See ya!

People, You Can Vote Twice On The Second Poll!

Enough said.

New People

Greetings, fellow worshippers of the almighty Football Fanatic (me)! There will be two new authors on this blog starting from now - Julius Sugioka and Madrid Forever. Julius supports Liverpool and Madrid Forever supports- well, guess! (Clue - It's not Atletico!)

Their intros will be coming soon and then they will post (hopefully) regularly on the blog. The reason I invited them onto the blog is that, you know how blogs are real exciting for a while, then you go off them? Well, hopefully three will keep it going longer.

If you know me personally and you want to become an author on this blog, email me. Also, if you were interested in the Bordeaux game, they beat Grenoble 1-0.

P.S. Did you know that there are more members of FIFA than of the United Nations???????????

Apologies for the massive amount of posts today!

Have you guys ever noticed that when you start a blog, you're really excited and stuff and you post lots of stuff, then you slowly go off it until your posts are like monthly. Well, no doubt that's gonna happen to me! So why not make the most of it? That's what I'm doing, and even though the title contradicts this statement, I'm not apologising!

Welcome To My World (if you want to leave, I don't blame you!)

Hi people! Welcome to my world! As you can see from the name of this blog, it's a random world! If you know me personally, you probably aren't surprised! If you don't know me, I predict you will have a heart attack from lack of common sense in this blog. If your heart is still beating, you're either very random, very thick or not human. Take your pick.

The other part of this blog's title is the bit about the football fanatic. That's me. Hi. I am a seriously MASSIVE Chelsea fan! Here's a list of the Chelsea stuff that I own:

Chelsea FC 2008-09 Home Shirt (blue)
Chelsea FC 2008-09 Away Shirt (yellow)
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - silver
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - blue (was demolished by a Jack Russel Terrier)
Chelsea FC duvet (that's the blanket that goes on your bed, people!)
Chelsea FC cap x2 (I had to pretend I was in love with the 2nd one cause someone gave it to me when I already had one!)
Chelsea FC beanie
Chelsea FC Season Review 2008-09 DVD
Chelsea FC 100 Greatest Premier League Goals DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1970 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1997 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 2000 DVD
Chelsea FC envelope (it doesn't sound like much but it's from the Chelsea Hotel so I treasure it!)
Chelsea FC sports bag
Chelsea FC flag (conveniently lacking a pole)
Chelsea FC facecloth x2

It doesn't sound like much for a True Blue (like me!) but considering I'm a kid and I don't have much money and that I live in NZ, it's a massive collection!

OK - another think about me is that I am obsessed with making football compilation videos. I will post some on here occasionally but if you want to see all of them check out my YouTube account here.

If you want personal info, you're out of luck. I am no way ever going to reveal that my name's Jonathan or that I live in New Zealand, so don't expect me to tell you.

OK, this post is getting pretty big so I'm gonna finish here. I don't have much more to say anyway. See ya!