Welcome To My World (if you want to leave, I don't blame you!)

Hi people! Welcome to my world! As you can see from the name of this blog, it's a random world! If you know me personally, you probably aren't surprised! If you don't know me, I predict you will have a heart attack from lack of common sense in this blog. If your heart is still beating, you're either very random, very thick or not human. Take your pick.

The other part of this blog's title is the bit about the football fanatic. That's me. Hi. I am a seriously MASSIVE Chelsea fan! Here's a list of the Chelsea stuff that I own:

Chelsea FC 2008-09 Home Shirt (blue)
Chelsea FC 2008-09 Away Shirt (yellow)
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - silver
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - blue (was demolished by a Jack Russel Terrier)
Chelsea FC duvet (that's the blanket that goes on your bed, people!)
Chelsea FC cap x2 (I had to pretend I was in love with the 2nd one cause someone gave it to me when I already had one!)
Chelsea FC beanie
Chelsea FC Season Review 2008-09 DVD
Chelsea FC 100 Greatest Premier League Goals DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1970 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1997 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 2000 DVD
Chelsea FC envelope (it doesn't sound like much but it's from the Chelsea Hotel so I treasure it!)
Chelsea FC sports bag
Chelsea FC flag (conveniently lacking a pole)
Chelsea FC facecloth x2

It doesn't sound like much for a True Blue (like me!) but considering I'm a kid and I don't have much money and that I live in NZ, it's a massive collection!

OK - another think about me is that I am obsessed with making football compilation videos. I will post some on here occasionally but if you want to see all of them check out my YouTube account here.

If you want personal info, you're out of luck. I am no way ever going to reveal that my name's Jonathan or that I live in New Zealand, so don't expect me to tell you.

OK, this post is getting pretty big so I'm gonna finish here. I don't have much more to say anyway. See ya!