Funniest/Stupidest Policeman Ever!

Check this out!
An awesome retarded policeman!
PS. My mind control video must work!

Blog Invasion

Hahaha I am the Chocoholic, the official invader of this blog! I will now be posting semi-regular comments/posts! Mwahahahahaa

Monday Morning Sport

Sup people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic on Monday Morning Sport. As usual, there weren't a massive amount of games on Sunday so this report will be shorter than yesterday's one.

There wasn't much action in the Premier League last night. Fulham beat the unstable Everton side of this season 2-1 and Aston Villa beat Birmingham 1-0. Valencia beat Valladolid 4-2 and Villareal drew 1-1 with Mallorca in La Liga.

In Germany, Werder Bremen drew 0-0 with Hannover while Schalke 04 beat FC Koln 2-1. In the Italian Serie A, Inter Milan beat Parma 2-0, while Fiorentina beat Cagliari only 1-0. Finally, in Ligue 1, Auxerre beat Nice 2-0 and in the only other game, Stade Rennes beat Saint Etienne 1-0.

There is no other major sport news so this is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

P.S. Have a look at some Real Madrid highlights from yesterday. Sorry about the Spanish commentary.

New People

Greetings, fellow worshippers of the almighty Football Fanatic (me)! There will be two new authors on this blog starting from now - Julius Sugioka and Madrid Forever. Julius supports Liverpool and Madrid Forever supports- well, guess! (Clue - It's not Atletico!)

Their intros will be coming soon and then they will post (hopefully) regularly on the blog. The reason I invited them onto the blog is that, you know how blogs are real exciting for a while, then you go off them? Well, hopefully three will keep it going longer.

If you know me personally and you want to become an author on this blog, email me. Also, if you were interested in the Bordeaux game, they beat Grenoble 1-0.

P.S. Did you know that there are more members of FIFA than of the United Nations???????????

Sunday Morning Sport - Update

Hi people, this is Reporter Football Fanatic saying that Real Madrid beat Espanyol 3-0. The game has just finished. It is also half-time in the Bordeaux-Grenoble game and it is still 1-0 to Bordeaux. This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off.

Sunday Morning Sport

Hello, this is Reporter Football Fanatic, live from the Britannia Stadium! Chelsea have just pulled off a dramatic 2-1 win against Stoke, thanks to a last-minute goal from Florent Malouda! FOREVER THE BLUES!!!

In other news, Manchester United ended Tottenham's 100% start to the season by beating them 3-1. Manchester City upset Arsenal 4-2 to continue their 100% start. Liverpool have now regained form after two losses to teams outside the big four by beating Burnley 4-0. Chelsea are at the top of the table, three points clear of Man Utd.

In La Liga, the Spanish division, current champions Barcelona beat Getafe 2-0, Atletico Madrid drew 1-1 with Racing Satander and Real Madrid are 67 minutes into their game with Espanyol, which Madrid are winning 1-0.

In the German Bundesliga, Bayern Munich creamed Borussia Dortmund 5-1, while current champions Wolfsburg lost 2-3 to Bayer Leverkusen. In the French Ligue 1, Marseille beat Le Mans 2-1 and Lyon beat Lorient 1-0. Bordeaux are 1-0 up against Grenoble with 33 minutes gone. Finally, in the Italian Serie A, Livorno drew 0-0 with Milan in the only game played so far.

For those who are interested in rugby, the Springboks (South Africa) have won the Tri-Nations by beating the All Black (New Zealand) 32-29 in a thrilling contest. The All Blacks let themselves down in the first half by making too many mistakes in the lineout. They clawed their way back into the game in the second half but it was already too late.

This is Reporter Football Fanatic, signing off. Goodnight (it's actually morning, but who gives?)

Kaká - The Perfect Player

This is one of the vids I made. It's about Kaká, my favourite player. I can't be stuffed writing out a whole new description so I'm copying and pasting from YouTube:

Kaká is an amazing player with amazing skills. He has just moved to Real Madrid and he was presented in front of 55,000 fans. This is like a celebration video of his move. It has tricks, passes, juggling, and most importantly, goals! Enjoy!

Music: Lux Aeterna - Requiem for a Dream soundtrack
Now You're Gone - Basshunter
Holiday - Green Day

Here is the video:

Apologies for the massive amount of posts today!

Have you guys ever noticed that when you start a blog, you're really excited and stuff and you post lots of stuff, then you slowly go off it until your posts are like monthly. Well, no doubt that's gonna happen to me! So why not make the most of it? That's what I'm doing, and even though the title contradicts this statement, I'm not apologising!

Circle the Cat - the most ANNOYING game you'll ever play!

Do you enjoy pointless and addictive time wasters? Is being frustrated by a simple game your kind of thing? Do you hate cats and want another reason to want to wipe them from this planet? Then say hello to Circle the Cat!

The game is pretty simple. You have to capture the cat by filling in the dots around it. You can only fill in one dot at a time. The cat can move one space at a time. If the cat escapes, you lose. If you trap the cat so it can't move anywhere, you win. Check it out at http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html

Tip: Try to make a large circle around the cat so it can't get out, then trap it. If you make sure it can't get out, you've basically won!

I am SERIOUSLY BORED (no, that's not my name)

Hi people. I am SERIOUSLY BORED (no, that's not my name) and I NEED something to do. If you guys have nothing to do, it's a Saturday afternoon and you feel you're wasting your precious leisure time but you can't think of anything to do, I know how it feels.

Luckily for you guys, a kind, thoughtful, caring person (me) has taken pity on you and come up with something for you to do. Check this out.

Welcome To My World (if you want to leave, I don't blame you!)

Hi people! Welcome to my world! As you can see from the name of this blog, it's a random world! If you know me personally, you probably aren't surprised! If you don't know me, I predict you will have a heart attack from lack of common sense in this blog. If your heart is still beating, you're either very random, very thick or not human. Take your pick.

The other part of this blog's title is the bit about the football fanatic. That's me. Hi. I am a seriously MASSIVE Chelsea fan! Here's a list of the Chelsea stuff that I own:

Chelsea FC 2008-09 Home Shirt (blue)
Chelsea FC 2008-09 Away Shirt (yellow)
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - silver
Chelsea FC UEFA Champions League football - blue (was demolished by a Jack Russel Terrier)
Chelsea FC duvet (that's the blanket that goes on your bed, people!)
Chelsea FC cap x2 (I had to pretend I was in love with the 2nd one cause someone gave it to me when I already had one!)
Chelsea FC beanie
Chelsea FC Season Review 2008-09 DVD
Chelsea FC 100 Greatest Premier League Goals DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1970 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 1997 DVD
Chelsea FC FA Cup Final 2000 DVD
Chelsea FC envelope (it doesn't sound like much but it's from the Chelsea Hotel so I treasure it!)
Chelsea FC sports bag
Chelsea FC flag (conveniently lacking a pole)
Chelsea FC facecloth x2

It doesn't sound like much for a True Blue (like me!) but considering I'm a kid and I don't have much money and that I live in NZ, it's a massive collection!

OK - another think about me is that I am obsessed with making football compilation videos. I will post some on here occasionally but if you want to see all of them check out my YouTube account here.

If you want personal info, you're out of luck. I am no way ever going to reveal that my name's Jonathan or that I live in New Zealand, so don't expect me to tell you.

OK, this post is getting pretty big so I'm gonna finish here. I don't have much more to say anyway. See ya!