Friday, September 18, 2009

Really Mad Rid Haiku

Owe Money

Really Mad rid is

Stuck up they owe millions

To the government

Background: This is actually true, they are having trouble paying it back cause they can't restrain themselves buying more stuff. If they are in a constant debt, they are having trouble. See, I look back at your comment anton about Liverpool not having enough money for descent players, well, Mad rid go into debt buying players, so technically, they don't have the money either.

Hala Madrid

Hala Madrid is

Such a wierd cheer it just says

Hello Mad Rid eh.

Background: Imagine, you finishing 3rd the cross country, then someone says "hello Henderson" or what ever your last name is. Would you consider that a cheer? or a greeting? or an insult?

Ronaldo

Ronaldo is a

wierdo in disguise Anton

Relies on fake blood


Background: Ronaldo does have a stash of blood capsules Anton. And Ronaldo isn't so cool, he's just a faker that can get tackled by shadows.

1 comment:

  1. Now they do not have trouble paying the debts and the debts are only £2 million...

    Secondly the cheer means "Go Madrid" not Hello Madrid (Hola means Hello)

    Thirdly I never said that Ronaldo is cool, I always said that he sucks.

    I said that Torres is cool...

    Liverpoo's record transfer fee is £26 million and that is Torres.


    Real Madrid Trophies:

    La Liga
    Winners (31 – record): 1931–32, 1932–33, 1953–54, 1954–55, 1956–57, 1957–58, 1960–61, 1961–62, 1962–63, 1963–64, 1964–65, 1966–67, 1967–68, 1968–69, 1971–72, 1974–75, 1975–76, 1977–78, 1978–79, 1979–80, 1985–86, 1986–87, 1987–88, 1988–89, 1989–90, 1994–95, 1996–97, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2006–07, 2007–08

    Runners-up (18): 1928–29, 1933–34, 1934–35, 1935–36, 1941–42, 1944–45, 1958–59, 1959–60, 1965–66, 1980–81, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1991–92, 1992–93, 1998–99, 2004–05, 2005–06, 2008–09

    Copa del Rey
    Winners (17): 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1917, 1933–34, 1935–36, 1945–46, 1946–47, 1961–62, 1969–70, 1973–74, 1974–75, 1979–80, 1981–82, 1988–89, 1992–93

    Runners-up (19): 1903, 1916, 1918, 1924, 1929, 1929–30, 1932–33, 1939–40, 1942–43, 1957–58, 1959–60, 1960–61, 1967–68, 1978–79, 1982–83, 1989–90, 1991-92, 2001–02, 2003–04
    Supercopa de España

    Winners (8): 1988, 1989*, 1990, 1993, 1997, 2001, 2003, 2008
    Runners-up (3): 1982, 1995, 2007
    (* Won Copa del Rey and La Liga)
    Copa Eva Duarte

    Winners (1): 1947

    Copa de la Liga

    Winners (1): 1984–85

    Runners-up (1): 1982–83

    International

    European Cup/UEFA Champions League

    Winners (9 – record): 1955–56*, 1956–57, 1957–58, 1958–59, 1959–60, 1965–66, 1997–98, 1999–2000, 2001–02

    Runners-up (3): 1961–62, 1963–64, 1980–81
    (* First ever winners)

    UEFA Cup

    Winners (2): 1984–85, 1985–86

    UEFA Cup Winners' Cup

    Runners-up (2): 1970–71, 1982–83

    Intercontinental Cup

    Winners (3): 1960, 1998, 2002

    Runners-up (2): 1966, 2000

    UEFA Super Cup

    Winners (1): 2002

    Runners-up (2): 1998, 2000





    See... all of this?


    better than Liverpoo

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