Friday, September 18, 2009

Random Riddles

Hey everybody, I got bored so here are some riddles to test yourself on. Highlight the answer for it to be visible - it's written in dark writing!!

Question: What is more useful when it's broken?
Answer: An egg!

Question: A man is pushing his car to a hotel, then realizes he is bankrupt. How come?
Answer: He is playing Monopoly!

Question: He has married many women, but has never been married. What is he?
Answer: A priest!

Question: I'm light as a feather, yet even the strongest man can't hold me for more than a minute. What am I?
Answer: A breath!

Question: What breaks when you say its name?
Answer: Silence!

Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel!

Question: I have a bed but do not sleep. I have a mouth but do not eat. What am I?
Answer: A river!

Question: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for over 5 minutes, and finally hangs him. Then, 5 minutes later, they go out and have a nice lunch together. How can this be?
Answer: The woman is a photographer. She 'shoots' a picture of her husband, develops the picture and then hangs it up to dry!

Question: No legs have I to dance, no lungs have I to breathe, no life have I to live or die, yet I do all three. What am I?
Answer: A fire!

Hope that stumps you guys for a while!







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